What a freakin week..thus far

Happy hump day! I can’t believe I made it to Wednesday in this hellacious week. So..let’s see where to start. First of all, I gained 1 lb. back at WW. I almost positive it had something to do with the fact that I didn’t eat all my points and maybe a little something to do with the crab cake sandwich I ate on Friday..hehe. But, I am back on track now. This week my problem is all the gatherings I have to attend which may include alcohol..in my case they will include alcohol. Last night, we went to the Boston Magazine Feb. issue preview party and yes, I had two glasses of wine. BUT, I only had one piece of cheese and bread..hence why I couldn’t drive myself home. Thank God Austin came with. Why did he come with, one might ask…to NETWORK! and sell HOUSES! Did he hand out one single business card. Hell no! He stood in the corner and talked to my coworker Michael all night. WTF? They both claimed that the environment was too difficult to network.. I managed to snag someone’s card. Tonight we have our gphi business meeting..which I can refrain from drinking. Hopefully, I can look up something online that already tells me the points for the restaurant. I find that the places that do not list nutrition facts are REALLY bad. That’s why they don’t list them. Obviously….

Our office interns are in full swing. We have 4..but really on three because one is a freaking idiot!So we won’t count her.

Side note: did you know the word verbage is spelled verbiage? Had no idea..looked it up in the dictionary and to my surprise I have been spelling it wrong my whole life!  Lata…

It’s almost Friday!

So..today my boss compared my mother to O.J. Simpson. That is freaking hilarious! They are both in their own little world thinking “I didn’t do it.” HA! and so confusing about the office manager. We had this guy in all this week and he was good…but he think he was just nervous and so he shook all the time…like I couldn’t read papers he was holding because he would shake so bad…it’s kind of sad. But I think he can keep up because he used to work in LA as an assistant to the guy who made Dukes of Hazzard…I called for employment verification and the girl goes, “He wasn’t first assistant! He was second! No, no, no not first!” I was like totally Devil Wears Prada. Who gives a shit which assistant. They still worked there!

On Decker’s behalf..it is not rude to criticize the idiots who used the wrong door on American Idol and couldn’t get out of the damn room. Those people aren’t nervous – they are morons! It is a very simple task you learn in kindergarten — go out the same door you came in ..duh!

I gotta headset on…

So.. my work decided not to hire anyone to replace the two people we are missing. Hence, the headset. The only way I can get my work done is to wear this ridiculous thing so that I can answer the phone and still continue to type. But then it’s funny (answer) because people come over to my cube and there like “oh, sorry. Are you on the phone?” I’m like, “no, I’m just wearing this ridiculous thing”

So every time I type answer in this blog post is me answering the phone. So people can see how much I am a receptionist. But now, the phone won’t ring at all probably. ha!

American Idol is back tonight! Anyone watch 24 last night? I am really upset with TV lately. re: 24. A couple of years ago, the television industry would have never set off a nuclear bomb on TV. Jack Bauer would have always saved the day.  (answer) TV is becoming very depessive. Is that a word?? (answer) (answer)

Do you have a case of the Monday’s?

Today, I actually don’t. Surprise..surprise..busy but no case of the Monday’s. Decker was here this past weekend and we had an amazing time at high tea, shopping, and out on the town. I have some cute pics but at home so I will post them later. But, I am down another 1.2 pounds. YEAH! That makes for a total of 4.4 in two weeks! If I keep this up that’s about 8 pounds per month. Oh! dear god – I hope I can keep it up. I am really trying hard this time.

Did you know seaweed (on Sushi) is a vegetable? Who knew!

Lada.da..

So we found an office manager…I think..he is not blind. Unfortunatley.hehe..He is coming in for a trial next week. Keep your finger’s crossed. Other than that..I have been so busy with this new account I don’t even have time to write on this damn thing. But I’m trying. Nothing to report on the house. Same shit..different day…nothing is getting done. On an exciting note, Dusty won’t be here to cause havoc on my weekend. Thanks god!

That’s all I got..sorry so boring!

American Idol is back!

OMG! I love American Idol it is the best show on earth. I love it! I don’t really like the parts after the auditioning but it is so good. AND – 24! Holy shit they set off a nuke in LA. That’s a little scary. Makes me wanna get a gas mask for my car – not sure if that would save me – but not a bad idea. There is so much good tv on. The patriots make it even better. They are playing for the AFC championship this Sunday. How in the hell am I supposed to get anything done with all this good TV! and currently we only have a tv in the living room so it’s not like I can be painting the hall and listening from the bedroom and it’s just not as good if you just listen. Who want’s to listen to TV?

Funny story..so we are trying to get an office manager STILL. We have yet to find anyone and we were talking today about how the president is so hard to get along with and that anyone who rolls her eyes at her would instantly be fired. and my other boss goes “why don’t we just get someone who is blind!” OMG it was freaking hilarious. Can you imagine a blind office manager in this place? Every 5 minutes when the prez. is yelling his/her name he/she would be getting up and running into the wall of their cubicle – I am lauging so hard right now – that would so funny! I think we should do it!

Craigslist: “Blind Office Manager Wanted”

It’s Tuesday..But it feels like Monday!

So sorry forgot to write on the WW update. I lost 3.2 pounds last week. I am on a freakin mission. The Patriots won! Tom Brady decided not to play until the last minute of the game and then he pulled out all the stops. Things at work feel like Monday – even though it’s only Tuesday. Massive amounts of pitching going on today..I have two big events on Friday for the same client. what kind of idiot plans two event on one day. Not me! They were planned before we got the account. Decker is coming this weekend! YEAH! New intern starting tomorrow. Thank god! Our poor office needs all the help it can get. That’s all I got.

Things never fail to suprise me

So we got heat..YEAH! No one should be this excited about natural gases. Anyway…things in paradise can’t get much better. This is like the biggest roller coaster I have ever been on. The roller coaster of life I guess. It’s like every minute is up or down…the coaster is never just coasting. Why is that? There is no such thing as right on…It’s going to be a three day weekend though – so that’s promising. I have my weight watchers weigh in on Sunday – so I will post to let people know the progress. I love how I act like so many people read this. As far I as know, I have like 4 or 5 readers. But all great readers! Nothing planned for the weekend except football on Sunday. YaY! Patriots!

What a lovely day in hell

just kidding..this day was actually very productive and very peaceful. I am working on a massive media list right now – that covers all of new england – I’ve gotten through three states with Erin’s help. Three more to go. It’s amazing how much you can get done when no one is here yelling at you all day. WOW! Still no heat at the house – it is freezing! We put a space heater on last night but that only warmed our room. I guess that’s all that really matters anyway. I want to go on vacation so bad! But with what money – I have no idea. I seriously hate being broke. Anyone who knows me – knows that I am always the type to spend the green. And even though I have no money I still spend it like it’s growing on trees. That is an interesting concept – trees. When I was home, I went to visit my nannie (the lady who watched me) and she grows all her own food on trees and in a garden. All her own vegetables, fruits, etc. She even makes her own bread! She makes everything from scratch. That concept is just mind boggling. I can’t make ANYTHING from scratch. But, I guess she doesn’t have anything else to do but cook! I have plenty else to do. Let’s start with finishing my house ~ then I will think about growing a garden!

So I was wrong..someone did care

So I get a call from the Herald they want to do a story on my “no one cares info” whoops! It’s running tomorrow. Everything here is just like same shit, different day – you know what I mean? It’s like no one is ever safe. One day could be amazing and the next day you want to walk infront of a mack truck on the expressway. It’s just like wtf? I need some stability in my life. and then on top of it all Austin had to cut a huge hole in the brand new kitchen ceiling because our heater pipe from the bathroom leaked. AND it is full of mold up there. so that’s just great! Can we ever get ahead? I’m doing good on the WW. I think I might actually stick with it this time.

Happy Birthday Dawn!